My friends need help! April 14, 2008
Clearly, Shaun Groves is suffering! I mean, he has all this free time on his hands. You would think that he would be busy being a husband, Dad, and soft rock star. Apparently not!
You see, Shaun and Bush stayed at my house for a night. Don’t fret. . . I was in Nashville. But, out of the goodness of my heart, I let them drive my car and stay at my house. That’s what friends are for, right?
Well, clearly, they had a lot of time on their hands.
It has been mentioned that I might be a little anal. OK, a lot. I can admit it. And, I am single. So, it’s not like I keep a ton of stuff in my fridge. Mostly drinks. And, I like for them to be organized. I like for them to be in rows, evenly spaced, with the labels all facing forward. Imagine how I felt when I came home from my trip to find this.
That’s right, folks. Shaun thought he was being funny. Clearly, however, I can see that it is a cry for help. This music thing must not be keeping him busy. So, if you need a soft rock star to play some music at your church, let me know and I will put you in touch with him.
I mean, with this much time on his hands, I may have to give his family a permanent place to live if the music business doesn’t pick up!!
By the way, I hold Bush in no way responsible. From the brief time we met, I could tell he was a nice guy. I am sure he was pleading with Shaun to leave things as he found them. He should really re-think this whole being-on-the-road-with-him thing!
I plea the fifth…of something I found in your refrigerator…in a row with the label facing out.
I just don’t know how to say “I L-… well, you know.” So I get creative.
But I do Lllll…you, you know? You’re truly the most generous person I’ve ever known. Glad you made it home safely.
hahahahaha…tracy this is awesome. i should have stopped him, and for that i’m sorry.
thanks again for letting us crash at your place & use your car. the most comfortable bed i’ve ever slept on. what was that? it was awesome!
thanks for the wonderful hospitality & the new pink toothbrush. it works great
No problem, Bush! I gave you the pink toothbrush b/c I figured you were more secure in your manhood than Shaun! No need to throw him off course before a show!
hahahahahaha….yeah soft rock & pink toothbrushes….might throw him off
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